Make them go away!

Please make the candy bars go away, or I will never lose this tire tube that has attached itself around my waist somehow in the last few months. I mean why can't fat go to my ass? I'm gonna get awfully tired from standing up so much this summer because I can't sit down or my FAT HANGS OVER MY BATHING SUIT!Seriously I've been slacking on the gym thing which isn't all that big of a deal if I eat fairly healthy, weightloss isn't really a broblem for me. I can either eat whatever I want and go to the gym a couple times a week, or eat healthy (blah) and not go to the gym. Seeing as I love food especially things that have like 10 grams of fat in one serving I USUALLY opt to do the first of the two things I listed. But for the past two weeks I have decided eh, what the hell let's eat like fucking shamoo and not work out! SO now here it is sooo very very close to bathing suit season and I'm whining about my weight WHILE shoving candy bars down my throat. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's also not very helpful that I married a human stringbean that eats whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants. I have no will power, wtf am I just supposed to sit there and watch him eat the entire gallon of ice cream. Nope, dont fucking think so....no way no how.