Nextel sucks. I've had it with this stupidf ass fucking worthless phone company. Neil's phone gets awful reception...awful. I can be chatting happily on my phone in the car and he won't even be able to get a signal. His vm doesn't work half the time and their costumer service sucks. SO I'm about to eat 250 bucks and switch to Cingular....that way if I want to talk to my husband I can. This weekend was the last straw. Genious left his phone on the couch Friday and Lucy chewed the antenna off. So we go to the nearest Nextel store to see about a new phone (we have insurance) they can't help us because the are only a Nextel rep store...we have to go to the actual retail store. SO we go there.....and they tell us we have to call this 800 number, mail them the phone and they will send us a new one within 6 weeks! Are you fucking kidding me? Six weeks....we have a business to run. Oh and we can't upgrade the phone either, like can't even pay to upgrade to the phone. This particular phone sucks so bad that they don't make them anymore so they're egoing to send us a refurbished phone. Which to me basically means didn't work right in the first place. Well the only way they will upgrade the phone is if we sign a longer contract...uh I don't freakin think so!

I've had this on my mind all week.....I was even telling someone the other day that I was going to blog about it when I got back to work. The other day I went by McDonald's to get some fries around lunch time.As I was aproaching I noticed all the cars in the drive thru and thought "fuck I guess I'll have to wait." So imagine my suprise to pull up and realize that all these cars were waiting in the drive thru and NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON WAS INSIDE!!! Are you fucking kidding me? Are people really that lazy that they can't walk in to get their 555550000 calories and 787987 grams of fat? I do use the drive thru if there's not a long line, or if it's raining, or if M's in the car asleep but this was no less than 15 cars just sitting there because they are too damned lazy to get their fat ass out and walk. I was in and out before the third car had got through ordering. I counted the cars I could see into on my way out and of the 15 2 yes 2 had children in them. The rest were just fucking lazy.

It's been a week since I was able to blog, this past week has been exhausting...I feel that I could sleep for days! My desk wasn't nearly as messy as I thought it would be....although I have tons of filing to get done today. I recieved my 5 boxes of girl scout cookies yesterday and am now able to report that there are ony 3 boxes left. We're going out to eat tonight with some friends and then I think we might go to Tony's for my bday tomorrow night. N wass upposed to have me a suprise party there but Tony asked me the other day what band we wanted, hehe.

Sucky mom?

Jennster thinks I am not a good mom...or thinks that I'm not cool....or maybe I don't blog about my kid enough? "ps- i will be really disappointed if becky, stephanie, ventura mom, jenn, sam and midwestern mom don't apply.pss- i'd really love for these people (virigina belle, charming but single, dating hell ) to apply too, but they're not moms. suckers."...

As promised

Here is the carlot wedding story. melanie (N's sister) calls her daddy last Thursday, tells him she is getting married and can she have $100.00 for a new dress. Well, needless to say he is ecstatic over the news (we were sure that no man in his right mind would ever wed her if he wasn't addicted to crack) tells her to come over and he will give her the money. So he then calls everyone he has ever known since grade 3 to tell them the joyish news. When she arrives to pick up her money he wants to know if she is going to the courthouse to get married. That's where he works and he would like to attend if possible.No she says....we're doing it at the carlot. The carlot? She tnes explains that they are getting Jake's sister that works at a carlot to notory(sp) a peice of paper saying they are common law married so she can be on his insurance. Wtf? she needed a new dress for that? Isnt that a romantic story to tell the children? I mean I guess I undestand that they are married (although lawyer Aunt says that no marriage in Al. is recognized unless sanctioned by clergy or jp) but I don't think I would go out of my way to announce to people that I was getting married...or even buy a new dress. It's a used fucking carlot. Then when her father called her on it she said they needed the money for their honeymoon in Destin. classic when your new "commonlaw carlot husband" can't even pay for your honeymoon. Oha nd then when Harry asked why they didn't just get married she said....Jake doesn't want to marry her for a few years because of her ex's credit history. But yet she claims that they are legally married....it sounds to me like he doesn't want to marry her but is too chicken shit to tell her. SHe would probably sit on him.

We have two kinds of medicine sitting in M's bathroom. Butt Paste for when her booty hurts and Motrin for when she doesn't feel good. We have toehr kinds in the pantry but we keep these on hand. SHe had been whining all afternoon that her head hurt so after her bath I asked her if she wanted some medicine...yes, please. That's my girl (the next part however is all her daddy) So I'm assuming that since her head has been hurting that she wants the motrin in the little cup that you drink. SO that's what I give her, and then begin to clean up the water off the bathromm floor. I turn back around and there she is spread eagle on the toilet...pouring the motrin over herself. *sigh* and then she wants to cry because it's sticky.

Cappuccino Fudge Blitz...is what I'm eating right now. I decided to not eat the candy bar and have this instead. And it is all my SIL's fault...so now when I'm as fat as she is I can blame her for all the things wrong in my life. I'm feeling extremely sorry for myself right now...and for some reason when I feel like this ice cream is the only help. My husband and I are fighting...actually we're doing fighting now we're just not speaking. Childish I know but I refuse to break...I will stuff myself with ice cream from now until I go to bed to supress my urge to talk. Yes, I'm still pissed about the bed thing and i'm still pissed because he won't say anything. I would but the last time I did she got her wittle feelings hurt and I got in trouble for being mean. He called her a month ago and she had been deathly sick for months (gee MIL forgot to mention that...how odd she usually drums up support whenever given the chance) but she'll come by and pay us next week. Oh well...damn there went another month...hmm I bet she couldn't do it this month because she was busy planning her carlot wedding. YES you read that right her car lot wedding. Do you want to know more?...really? It's an interesting story that I will save for a future blogging experience.

I don't understand

Why is it the people that deserve the least from us are the ones we do the most? Neil'ssistert is a complete waste of space but yet once again I seem not to messure up. She treats her parents like shit, never bothers to call her brother unless she wants something and even accused Neiland I of taking money from her mother (she was probably pissed because that was less she could con her out of. She was supposed to BUY a bed from us but she has only paid 500.00 and nothing in two months. But nope I can't say anything, because poor piiful Melanie has such a hard time. What the fuck ever. Her mother has bought her two cars since we have been together,not to mention practically raised two of her kids. She can't take off work to take her kids to the doctor but she can take off a week to go on vacation with her boyfriend. She can afford manis and pedis every other week but N's dad and his aunt to help buy her kids Christmas from her. She can afford to spend 800.00 on shit at Walmart but has to have state aid for daycare. But poor pitiful Melanie was too god damn stupid NOT to marry a crackhead and even more stupid to have 3 kids with him. But hey she's got a great boyfriend with a good job...that she lives with but she still has to call her father to put money in her account to keep it from overdrafting. I'm a damn good mother and a kick ass fucking wife and treated N's family better in the past 3 years than she ever has. But I'm still notgood enough to go on the pedestal that she sits upon. I don't get it...wtf do I have to do?

Make them go away!

Please make the candy bars go away, or I will never lose this tire tube that has attached itself around my waist somehow in the last few months. I mean why can't fat go to my ass? I'm gonna get awfully tired from standing up so much this summer because I can't sit down or my FAT HANGS OVER MY BATHING SUIT!Seriously I've been slacking on the gym thing which isn't all that big of a deal if I eat fairly healthy, weightloss isn't really a broblem for me. I can either eat whatever I want and go to the gym a couple times a week, or eat healthy (blah) and not go to the gym. Seeing as I love food especially things that have like 10 grams of fat in one serving I USUALLY opt to do the first of the two things I listed. But for the past two weeks I have decided eh, what the hell let's eat like fucking shamoo and not work out! SO now here it is sooo very very close to bathing suit season and I'm whining about my weight WHILE shoving candy bars down my throat. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's also not very helpful that I married a human stringbean that eats whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants. I have no will power, wtf am I just supposed to sit there and watch him eat the entire gallon of ice cream. Nope, dont fucking think so....no way no how.

Dear Ace

Sing to me nakid in the shower

I'm 288 months old

Why do people refer to their kids in months? I mean I understand when they are little like 6 months or anything before a year...and I even kinda understand months all the way up until two. Because until that point most kids clothings are in months....but past that they are YEARS old not months. I saw a woman today with her adorable kid in her sig....and underneath it said 38 months. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to use my caculator to figure out how old he was (not really...but ya get the point)

I love you dear blog...however I am to damn busy to post in you right now. Maybe tomorrow....hopefully.

As I've posted previously my grandmother is here this week keeping my little cousin while her parents are on vacation in Monte Carlo. Maddie stayed with her Monday nigth and said she wanted to last night. My grandmother was at Big Lots so I took M over there to her, we get there and she refuses to go with her. Well, she sometimes does this and then is fine after a few minutes. I left and toldd them to call me if they needed anything...I was home about 15 minutes and the phone rang. It was my mother. M addie is giving grandma a hard time she says, do you want her to come home? It's fine if she comes home but she isn't going to change her mind in five minutes and I'm gonna take her back over there. SO they decide to go eat and see if that helps. I tell them to call me when they get home and I will come get her. AN hour later there is a knock on the door....she refused to stay! She has never done this before, ever. She might cry for a few minutes but she is always fine.I wonder wtf is wrong with her?
M: "I wanna stay wif you."
Me: 'why don't you want to go to grandma's?"
M: " I don't like grandma...her mean to me."
Me:" She is not mean to you. WHat's wrong?"
M: "I don't feel good. My ear hurts...no wait my tummy hurts."
Me: Well, if you are sick you need to go get in bed and watch tv, no playing tonight.
M:" I wanna go to my grandma's house. You mean to me."
She ended up staying at home and went to grandma's this morning. We'll see if she wants to stay tonight instead. I don't know what her problem was last night.

My grandmother is here this week and I love it! She's cooked lunch for me everyday this week and wants to keeps Maddie a couple of time this week since she doesn't get to keep her that often. woohoo works for me! Speaking of Maddie...her attitude has got to go if she plans on living to see three. How in the hell did my two year old get to be such a smart ass....I know that her father and I didn't teach her that!
I might get reemed for this but it has to be said anyway. I respect stay at home moms...I'mnot one by my chouce and I think it is great that some people want to that everyday. BUT if you stay home everyday don't fucking whine to me about how you don't have time to cook, clean, or do your fucking laundry. I'm not buying it, I mean I understand some days will be more hectic than others but come on...your husband works 60 hourts a week so that you can stay home with your child and you expect him not get pissy when you haven't cooked in a month?! I don't blame him I would be pissed to...hell I get pissed if Neil gets home an hour before me and hasn't started dinner, I can only imagine how pissed I would be if he was home all day and didn't.